Jarmo's TOAD (Topical Odes Almost Daily)

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Krankie injured in panto beanstalk tumble

A cross-dressing midget, Jeanette,
Fell off a beanstalk on set,
Screaming "Fandabbydozy,
I've fucked up me nosey!
Where was the damn safety net?"

// posted by Jarmo @ 5:59 PM

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