A horse-faced old cow called Camilla
Has long had Prince Charlie to thrill her,
But they couldn't wed
Until Di was dead,
Which may be why they had to kill her.

Or...

Camilla ne'er gave up her hunt
To bag her a right Royal runt;
'Cos he gave her a damp-on
Saying he'd be her tampon...
Quite apt for a clod, stuck-up cunt!