Jarmo apologises for the recent lack of TOAD entries, but having spawned two months earlier than expected he has been rather tied up with family matters...

My baby's shut up in SCBU*;
My-oh-my what a TDU!
She doesn't look happy
With wires in her nappy
And pipes in her parts... Well, WJU?

*(Special Care Baby Unit, pronounced "scuh-boo")