Thursday, March 31, 2005
Nick Witchell, Charles called "bloody awful";
He really should be far more careful
And be certain to choose
The right form of abuse...
That's: "dyke-squashing, spotty ginge hairball"!
He really should be far more careful
And be certain to choose
The right form of abuse...
That's: "dyke-squashing, spotty ginge hairball"!
// posted by Jarmo @ 10:33 PM 
Tuesday, March 29, 2005
TOAD is a year old today;
Still, though, he's plenty to say,
Since doom and disasters
And dim-witted masters
Don't look like going away.
Still, though, he's plenty to say,
Since doom and disasters
And dim-witted masters
Don't look like going away.
// posted by Jarmo @ 3:23 PM
Monday, March 28, 2005
Said Howard to Howard, "You're out -
For letting on what we're about!"
But Flight won't take flight
Without a fair fight...
Really? Seems more like a rout.
For letting on what we're about!"
But Flight won't take flight
Without a fair fight...
Really? Seems more like a rout.
// posted by Jarmo @ 3:47 PM
Tuesday, March 22, 2005
Alienated teenagers
Are (as we know) prone to rages,
And in gun-wed US
Seems massacre's "jus'
One of those darn awkward stages!"
Are (as we know) prone to rages,
And in gun-wed US
Seems massacre's "jus'
One of those darn awkward stages!"
// posted by Jarmo @ 4:37 PM
Monday, March 21, 2005
George Bush has signed legislation
To save some pro-lifer's relation...
Though no man of divinity,
He has real affinity
With victims of brain vegetation.
To save some pro-lifer's relation...
Though no man of divinity,
He has real affinity
With victims of brain vegetation.
// posted by Jarmo @ 12:30 PM
Thursday, March 17, 2005
Pity the plight of the poor,
Now that the Wolf's at the door:
Forget debt relief
From this World Bank chief,
And howl as the blood hits the floor.
Now that the Wolf's at the door:
Forget debt relief
From this World Bank chief,
And howl as the blood hits the floor.
// posted by Jarmo @ 4:34 PM
Wednesday, March 16, 2005
Gordon's slick move taxing oil
Keeps Labour's votes on the boil,
But if he's in power
A year from now
He'll take more from any who toil.
Keeps Labour's votes on the boil,
But if he's in power
A year from now
He'll take more from any who toil.
// posted by Jarmo @ 10:23 PM
Tuesday, March 15, 2005
A cannibal called Peter Bryan,
For fresh human flesh is just dyin',
And if you're his cellmate
They won't hear you yell, mate:
He'll rip out your throat like a lion.
For fresh human flesh is just dyin',
And if you're his cellmate
They won't hear you yell, mate:
He'll rip out your throat like a lion.
// posted by Jarmo @ 1:50 PM
Monday, March 14, 2005
"We'll cut down the rate of abortion,"
Says Howard (with blatant distortion):
Shame that this goon
Wasn't ripped from the womb
'Stead of born a horrific contortion.
Says Howard (with blatant distortion):
Shame that this goon
Wasn't ripped from the womb
'Stead of born a horrific contortion.
// posted by Jarmo @ 11:32 PM
Friday, March 11, 2005
That fine Irish comic Dave Allen,
A witty, irreverent talent,
Has gone with his god
To the land of last nod:
Let's hope whiskey's served by the gallon.
A witty, irreverent talent,
Has gone with his god
To the land of last nod:
Let's hope whiskey's served by the gallon.
// posted by Jarmo @ 10:08 PM
They're to-ing and fro-ing on terror
For what seems like effing forever:
Though this bill's unfair
Seems tough-talkin' Blair
Thinks ping-pong politically clever.
For what seems like effing forever:
Though this bill's unfair
Seems tough-talkin' Blair
Thinks ping-pong politically clever.
// posted by Jarmo @ 2:23 PM
Thursday, March 10, 2005
Jacko, with typical drama,
Came into court in pyjamas...
So when kids took the stand
He could get his right hand
Easily on his banana.
Came into court in pyjamas...
So when kids took the stand
He could get his right hand
Easily on his banana.
// posted by Jarmo @ 11:16 PM
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
Given so few can abide
Charles and his soon-to-be bride,
A stamp's the sole way
They'll get us today
To lick any royal's backside.
Charles and his soon-to-be bride,
A stamp's the sole way
They'll get us today
To lick any royal's backside.
// posted by Jarmo @ 10:19 PM
Al Qaeda failed to get Crowe
To star in a sword-swinging show
Where, bound in a blindfold,
His beautiful mind rolled
Onto the sand in slow-mo.
To star in a sword-swinging show
Where, bound in a blindfold,
His beautiful mind rolled
Onto the sand in slow-mo.
// posted by Jarmo @ 12:01 PM
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
Birds with a bump tend to bleat
When blokes fail to give 'em a seat,
But it can be quite tough
To tell who's up the duff,
And who's just had too much to eat.
When blokes fail to give 'em a seat,
But it can be quite tough
To tell who's up the duff,
And who's just had too much to eat.
// posted by Jarmo @ 10:58 PM
Monday, March 07, 2005
On terror, rebellious Lords
Defied Tony Blair in their hordes;
"That," they said, grunting,
"Is for stopping us hunting –
Next time think before crossing swords!"
Defied Tony Blair in their hordes;
"That," they said, grunting,
"Is for stopping us hunting –
Next time think before crossing swords!"
// posted by Jarmo @ 11:32 PM
Thursday, March 03, 2005
Straight from the Beeb DG's lips:
Ground Force has had its (wood) chips...
Though no doubt they'll find
A new unconfined
Outlet for Charlie D's nips.
Ground Force has had its (wood) chips...
Though no doubt they'll find
A new unconfined
Outlet for Charlie D's nips.
// posted by Jarmo @ 5:02 PM
Wednesday, March 02, 2005
The knighting of billionaire Bill
Makes many folks feel quite ill:
To crush competition's
Sir Bill's only mission,
And stealing ideas his sole skill.
Makes many folks feel quite ill:
To crush competition's
Sir Bill's only mission,
And stealing ideas his sole skill.
// posted by Jarmo @ 3:16 PM
It's strange Charles refuses to eat
Wriggling witchetty meat...
When he freely admits
Camilla's fat clit's
A tasty and tongue-tingling treat.
Wriggling witchetty meat...
When he freely admits
Camilla's fat clit's
A tasty and tongue-tingling treat.
// posted by Jarmo @ 2:15 PM
