Monday, June 27, 2005
The law will destroy all those daring
To make software for free file-sharing:
"You all have to stop it,
Unless it's for profit...
And as for what's fair, we're past caring."
To make software for free file-sharing:
"You all have to stop it,
Unless it's for profit...
And as for what's fair, we're past caring."
// posted by Jarmo @ 10:48 PM 
Sunday, June 26, 2005
His number's up, Richard Whiteley:
A dim star, yet still he shone brightly,
'Cos though seeming humdrum
This Countdown conundrum
Actually did it twice nightly.
A dim star, yet still he shone brightly,
'Cos though seeming humdrum
This Countdown conundrum
Actually did it twice nightly.
// posted by Jarmo @ 11:59 PM
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
Gordon says he's had enough,
Of Brussels' insufferable guff...
Is this new-found fire
Just fuelled by his ire
That Tony was first to talk tough?
Of Brussels' insufferable guff...
Is this new-found fire
Just fuelled by his ire
That Tony was first to talk tough?
// posted by Jarmo @ 11:26 PM
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Arnie must hope the hot summer
Makes the electorate dumber,
Since what sap would buy
That he's a green guy
When he hauls round in a Hummer?!
Makes the electorate dumber,
Since what sap would buy
That he's a green guy
When he hauls round in a Hummer?!
// posted by Jarmo @ 2:22 PM
Monday, June 20, 2005
Cruise made the coppers give chase
To chaps who "invaded his space",
Though some say the squirt's
Not norm'ly averse
To men squirting into his face.
To chaps who "invaded his space",
Though some say the squirt's
Not norm'ly averse
To men squirting into his face.
// posted by Jarmo @ 9:14 PM
Saturday, June 18, 2005
Tony and Cherie share Chequers
With all the world's movers and shaquers:
Not statesmen or leaders,
Just lame TV bleeders
And various hotel-room wrequers.
With all the world's movers and shaquers:
Not statesmen or leaders,
Just lame TV bleeders
And various hotel-room wrequers.
// posted by Jarmo @ 2:01 PM
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Streets in the shade of Big Ben
Might not see protest again,
So plonk all your placards
In ministers' back-yards
And see if they back the Bill then!
Might not see protest again,
So plonk all your placards
In ministers' back-yards
And see if they back the Bill then!
// posted by Jarmo @ 11:56 PM
Monday, June 13, 2005
Jacko's been let off scot free, so
He'll sue if we call him a paedo...
Still, we're free to critique
The plastic-faced freak
And call him a boy-bedding weirdo.
He'll sue if we call him a paedo...
Still, we're free to critique
The plastic-faced freak
And call him a boy-bedding weirdo.
// posted by Jarmo @ 11:59 PM
Saturday, June 11, 2005
If you ride buses in Hampshire*,
Give the exhaust pipe a glampshire
And if you can see
A spray full of pee
Offer to empty your pampshire.
*a.k.a. Hants, for the benefit of TOAD's non-British readers
Give the exhaust pipe a glampshire
And if you can see
A spray full of pee
Offer to empty your pampshire.
*a.k.a. Hants, for the benefit of TOAD's non-British readers
// posted by Jarmo @ 12:47 AM
Friday, June 10, 2005
"Oi Chirac! Listen to me, mate:
Keep your foul hands off our rebate!
Or p'raps you'd prefer
I kick up a stir
Over the whole CAP's fate?"
Keep your foul hands off our rebate!
Or p'raps you'd prefer
I kick up a stir
Over the whole CAP's fate?"
// posted by Jarmo @ 11:53 PM
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
A geek hacked in and deconstructed
The Pentagon's system, then fucked it:
"They've aliens hidden!"
Cried Gary McKinnon...
Now he's the one being abducted.
The Pentagon's system, then fucked it:
"They've aliens hidden!"
Cried Gary McKinnon...
Now he's the one being abducted.
// posted by Jarmo @ 10:17 PM
Tuesday, June 07, 2005
Blair, on his pre-G8 push,
Can't wipe the smile off his mush:
"Though in pure pounds and pence
I've had few commit-ments...
Look at me next to George Bush!"
Can't wipe the smile off his mush:
"Though in pure pounds and pence
I've had few commit-ments...
Look at me next to George Bush!"
// posted by Jarmo @ 11:38 PM
Monday, June 06, 2005
Straw says he's scrapping the poll
Since the EU's in a hole,
Cos they'll let us express
What we think if it's yes
But not with the noes on a roll.
Since the EU's in a hole,
Cos they'll let us express
What we think if it's yes
But not with the noes on a roll.
// posted by Jarmo @ 3:40 PM
Sunday, June 05, 2005
Plans to charge cars by the mile
Might bring up motorists' bile,
But better one pays
Than live out one's days
In a gridlocked and smog-smothered isle.
Might bring up motorists' bile,
But better one pays
Than live out one's days
In a gridlocked and smog-smothered isle.
// posted by Jarmo @ 3:40 PM
Saturday, June 04, 2005
Earth's core, a mystery still,
Will soon meet a Japanese drill,
But is their real goal
In digging this hole
Just to jump through for a thrill?
Will soon meet a Japanese drill,
But is their real goal
In digging this hole
Just to jump through for a thrill?
// posted by Jarmo @ 3:38 PM
Thursday, June 02, 2005
The Dutch have assured dissolution
Of Europe's proposed constitution:
They don't want to cede
Their right to smoke weed
Or profit from teen prostitution.
Of Europe's proposed constitution:
They don't want to cede
Their right to smoke weed
Or profit from teen prostitution.
// posted by Jarmo @ 2:43 PM
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
The French and now Dutch referenda
Have blackballed the Brussels agenda:
And though Blair is smitten
Will he still ask Britain
When we're bound to say "no surrender"?
Have blackballed the Brussels agenda:
And though Blair is smitten
Will he still ask Britain
When we're bound to say "no surrender"?
// posted by Jarmo @ 11:41 PM
