Saturday, July 30, 2005
Some lucky stargazers have seen,
The planet UB-Three-Thirteen:
They're over the moon,
Although I presume
Astrologers aren't quite as keen!
The planet UB-Three-Thirteen:
They're over the moon,
Although I presume
Astrologers aren't quite as keen!
// posted by Jarmo @ 11:51 PM 
Friday, July 29, 2005
The raids in West London and Rome
Don't mean terror's been overthrown,
For though it's farewell
To one inept cell,
There may well be others unknown.
Don't mean terror's been overthrown,
For though it's farewell
To one inept cell,
There may well be others unknown.
// posted by Jarmo @ 10:38 PM
Thursday, July 28, 2005
The folks in the Midlands are glum
Because a tornado's hit Brum,
Yet why feel chagrined
When no savage wind
Could make the place more of a slum.
Because a tornado's hit Brum,
Yet why feel chagrined
When no savage wind
Could make the place more of a slum.
// posted by Jarmo @ 7:27 PM
The IRA's told the news feeds
They're ending all violent misdeeds
But as for their bomb kit,
They're not gonna junk it...
They've found some keen buyers in Leeds.
They're ending all violent misdeeds
But as for their bomb kit,
They're not gonna junk it...
They've found some keen buyers in Leeds.
// posted by Jarmo @ 4:07 PM
Monday, July 25, 2005
Mourners are laying a wreath
For former PM Edward Heath;
When he was on top
He wasn't much cop
And now he's six feet underneath.
For former PM Edward Heath;
When he was on top
He wasn't much cop
And now he's six feet underneath.
// posted by Jarmo @ 10:32 PM
Sunday, July 24, 2005
A backpack-strapped chap from Brazil
Never wished London ill will;
He just chose to run
From a guy with a gun...
The copper, though, chose 'shoot to kill'.
Never wished London ill will;
He just chose to run
From a guy with a gun...
The copper, though, chose 'shoot to kill'.
// posted by Jarmo @ 11:12 PM
Thursday, July 21, 2005
Fanatical bombers will lose
No matter how rabid their views:
They claim Allah's will
Tells 'em 'scare, maim and kill'...
Yet not how to wire a fuse.
No matter how rabid their views:
They claim Allah's will
Tells 'em 'scare, maim and kill'...
Yet not how to wire a fuse.
// posted by Jarmo @ 11:56 PM
Wednesday, July 13, 2005
The bombers weren't from overseas;
It turns out that most came from Leeds,
But that doesn't mean
Their like are obscene...
So don't tar all Yorkshiremen, please.
It turns out that most came from Leeds,
But that doesn't mean
Their like are obscene...
So don't tar all Yorkshiremen, please.
// posted by Jarmo @ 11:40 PM
Thursday, July 07, 2005
London has suffered a wrench:
Tube terror's left a foul stench -
But what dread outsider
Attacked us? Al Qa'eda?
Maybe... or maybe the French.
Tube terror's left a foul stench -
But what dread outsider
Attacked us? Al Qa'eda?
Maybe... or maybe the French.
// posted by Jarmo @ 2:38 PM
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
London has captured the Games;
Paris's hopes are in flames:
That'll teach Jacques
To claim our food 's cack
And call us a bunch of bad names!
Paris's hopes are in flames:
That'll teach Jacques
To claim our food 's cack
And call us a bunch of bad names!
// posted by Jarmo @ 4:47 PM
Monday, July 04, 2005
Chirac says fine British fayre
Ain't fit for France, because there
It's course after course
Of snails, offal, horse,
Songbirds and sheep's brains - all rare.
Ain't fit for France, because there
It's course after course
Of snails, offal, horse,
Songbirds and sheep's brains - all rare.
// posted by Jarmo @ 11:23 PM
Saturday, July 02, 2005
Madge, Elton John and Bill Gates
Call on all Western-world states
To end third-world debt,
Though surely they'd get
Enough in a whip with their mates.
Call on all Western-world states
To end third-world debt,
Though surely they'd get
Enough in a whip with their mates.
// posted by Jarmo @ 11:57 PM
