Monday, August 29, 2005
Yankees beware, 'cos Katrina's
Taking y'all to the cleaners:
She'll rip you to bits,
So gals, guard your tits,
And guys, get a grip of your penis.
Taking y'all to the cleaners:
She'll rip you to bits,
So gals, guard your tits,
And guys, get a grip of your penis.
// posted by Jarmo @ 8:42 PM 
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Although firing workers is drastic,
Gate Gourmet's fate's just fantastic...
Since if the firm's screwed
P'raps planes'll scrap food
That tastes like it's made out of plastic.
Gate Gourmet's fate's just fantastic...
Since if the firm's screwed
P'raps planes'll scrap food
That tastes like it's made out of plastic.
// posted by Jarmo @ 11:18 PM
Sunday, August 21, 2005
Catholic crusty the Pope
Charges his church has no scope
For views not doctrinal,
Since God's word is final...
But that path's a slippery slope.
Charges his church has no scope
For views not doctrinal,
Since God's word is final...
But that path's a slippery slope.
// posted by Jarmo @ 11:07 PM
Friday, August 19, 2005
Mo Mowlam kept on the go
When most in her plight might feel low,
But sadly bad balance
Put paid to her talents
And now poor old Mo is no mo'.
When most in her plight might feel low,
But sadly bad balance
Put paid to her talents
And now poor old Mo is no mo'.
// posted by Jarmo @ 11:53 PM
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
A newsreader aptly named Buerk,
Rues women ruling at work,
Ranting: "They own us,
As slavish sperm donors..."
Why sweat Mike? You're a fine jerk!
Rues women ruling at work,
Ranting: "They own us,
As slavish sperm donors..."
Why sweat Mike? You're a fine jerk!
// posted by Jarmo @ 9:05 AM
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Madge on a stallion, striding,
Off of the saddle came sliding,
But that's 'cos the whore
Has always before
Been on the floor when she's riding.
Off of the saddle came sliding,
But that's 'cos the whore
Has always before
Been on the floor when she's riding.
// posted by Jarmo @ 10:35 PM
A Merseyside park pride of lions
Hunger to breach the confines
Of Smart cars they track,
To claw out a snack,
Just like a big tin of Heinz.
Hunger to breach the confines
Of Smart cars they track,
To claw out a snack,
Just like a big tin of Heinz.
// posted by Jarmo @ 1:17 PM
Thursday, August 11, 2005
Cleric and crackpot Qatada
Tells the attackers, "Try harder!"
So let's close the gates
On him and his mates
And check out his loft and his larder.
Tells the attackers, "Try harder!"
So let's close the gates
On him and his mates
And check out his loft and his larder.
// posted by Jarmo @ 1:00 PM
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
Bakri we don't want you back
Fuelling fanatics' attack:
The credo you feed 'em
Would cripple our freedom;
As for yours, who gives a fack?
Fuelling fanatics' attack:
The credo you feed 'em
Would cripple our freedom;
As for yours, who gives a fack?
// posted by Jarmo @ 9:19 PM
Monday, August 08, 2005
This shuttle crew's soft in the head:
The last lot, they know, wound up dead,
And who would blast off in
Some shaky tin coffin
It seems they knocked up in a shed?
The last lot, they know, wound up dead,
And who would blast off in
Some shaky tin coffin
It seems they knocked up in a shed?
// posted by Jarmo @ 1:39 PM
Sunday, August 07, 2005
An MP with sharp mind and will
Ascended a steep slope with skill,
But short of the summit
His fortunes did plummet...
Months later, he died on a hill.
Ascended a steep slope with skill,
But short of the summit
His fortunes did plummet...
Months later, he died on a hill.
// posted by Jarmo @ 11:34 PM
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
Fruit not a food for the Brits?
I for one love it to bits:
The grapes in my wine
Are simply divine,
As is my plum slivovitz.
I for one love it to bits:
The grapes in my wine
Are simply divine,
As is my plum slivovitz.
// posted by Jarmo @ 6:24 PM
Monday, August 01, 2005
Saudi supremo King Fahd,
Stinking-rich bucket of lard,
Has cashed in his chips,
His mansions, his ships...
'Cause where he is now, they're all barred.
Stinking-rich bucket of lard,
Has cashed in his chips,
His mansions, his ships...
'Cause where he is now, they're all barred.
// posted by Jarmo @ 3:11 PM
