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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

82-year-old heckler thrown out of Labour Conference and refused re-entry under terror laws 
An old man who heckled Jack Straw
Was manhandled out of the door,
But still more alarming
Than needless strong-arming's
Abuse of the new terror law.

Monday, September 26, 2005

Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible 
Jarmo's TOAD is unwell

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Blair struggles to hide irritation as Chinese chat show host gives out his fax number 
On a Far East TV date
Tony said, "China's me mate!"
A match made in heaven?
Fax 0207
925 0918!

Sunday, September 04, 2005

Ministers call on BBC to sack Humphreys following after-dinner speech criticising Mandelson 
The Rottweiler host of Today
Hounds his political prey
But since, o'er a brandy,
He snapped out at Mandy,
Labour's barked back, "Make him pay!"

Friday, September 02, 2005

Bush pays belated visit to Louisiana 
Bush swears he cares for the fate
Of folks in the hurricane state,
So he's posed for some snaps
To show he loves blacks...
Sorry George, five days too late.

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