Wednesday, September 28, 2005
An old man who heckled Jack Straw
Was manhandled out of the door,
But still more alarming
Than needless strong-arming's
Abuse of the new terror law.
Was manhandled out of the door,
But still more alarming
Than needless strong-arming's
Abuse of the new terror law.
Monday, September 26, 2005
Jarmo's TOAD is unwell
Tuesday, September 06, 2005
On a Far East TV date
Tony said, "China's me mate!"
A match made in heaven?
Fax 0207
925 0918!
Tony said, "China's me mate!"
A match made in heaven?
Fax 0207
925 0918!
Sunday, September 04, 2005
The Rottweiler host of Today
Hounds his political prey
But since, o'er a brandy,
He snapped out at Mandy,
Labour's barked back, "Make him pay!"
Hounds his political prey
But since, o'er a brandy,
He snapped out at Mandy,
Labour's barked back, "Make him pay!"
Friday, September 02, 2005
Bush swears he cares for the fate
Of folks in the hurricane state,
So he's posed for some snaps
To show he loves blacks...
Sorry George, five days too late.
Of folks in the hurricane state,
So he's posed for some snaps
To show he loves blacks...
Sorry George, five days too late.

