Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Galloway's told Uncle Sam:
"Charge me if you think you can;
Though fighting in court
Needs cash, I'm not short."
Thanks to the press... and Saddam.
"Charge me if you think you can;
Though fighting in court
Needs cash, I'm not short."
Thanks to the press... and Saddam.
// posted by Jarmo @ 9:00 PM 
Sunday, October 23, 2005
In Essex, where everyone's tough,
None of the blokes give a stuff
If parrots succumb
To H5N1...
They're used to their birds being rough.
None of the blokes give a stuff
If parrots succumb
To H5N1...
They're used to their birds being rough.
// posted by Jarmo @ 10:08 PM
Friday, October 21, 2005
Turbulent Hurricane Wilma
Seen on the news might well thrill ya,
But what TV loon
Would brave the Cancun
Just to go out there and film her?
Seen on the news might well thrill ya,
But what TV loon
Would brave the Cancun
Just to go out there and film her?
// posted by Jarmo @ 10:37 PM
Thursday, October 20, 2005
So the sly Fox bids adieu,
As the two Davids go through:
One's a stale joke,
The other snorts coke:
I'd vote for neither, would you?
As the two Davids go through:
One's a stale joke,
The other snorts coke:
I'd vote for neither, would you?
// posted by Jarmo @ 8:59 PM
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Say 'bye to the Blues' last big beast:
Down and out, if not deceased:
Seems that his party
Deemed this old farty
(Like his suits) fag-stained and creased.
Down and out, if not deceased:
Seems that his party
Deemed this old farty
(Like his suits) fag-stained and creased.
// posted by Jarmo @ 7:19 PM
Sunday, October 16, 2005
Bird flu they say's on its way
To swoop down upon the UK:
One day you'll be kickin',
The next cook some chicken
And feel your insides fricassee.
To swoop down upon the UK:
One day you'll be kickin',
The next cook some chicken
And feel your insides fricassee.
// posted by Jarmo @ 12:20 PM
Thursday, October 13, 2005
At Eton, did David do dope?
Or even the odd line of coke?
Fellate a young fag?
Well, boys' tongues will wag...
Not least among Davis's folk!
Or even the odd line of coke?
Fellate a young fag?
Well, boys' tongues will wag...
Not least among Davis's folk!
// posted by Jarmo @ 11:50 PM
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Morph and his mates are no more;
A mystery blaze razed their store:
Will investigation
Put this conflagration
Down to one Feathers McGraw?
A mystery blaze razed their store:
Will investigation
Put this conflagration
Down to one Feathers McGraw?
// posted by Jarmo @ 7:30 PM
Sunday, October 09, 2005
A quake in disputed Kashmir
Has clearly been mighty severe,
So p'r'aps those disputing
Will give up their shooting,
Now that there's so little here.
Has clearly been mighty severe,
So p'r'aps those disputing
Will give up their shooting,
Now that there's so little here.
// posted by Jarmo @ 11:54 AM
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
The news of one Ronnie is grim:
And so, then, it's goodnight from him...
Yet his flame will burn bright
Well beyond his goodnight,
'Cos "Four Candles" never'll dim.
And so, then, it's goodnight from him...
Yet his flame will burn bright
Well beyond his goodnight,
'Cos "Four Candles" never'll dim.
// posted by Jarmo @ 12:04 PM
