Thursday, January 26, 2006
Simon Hughes, leading Lib-Dem contender,
Said he’d stick to the party’s agenda,
But got stuck up the bum
By a sting in the Sun
And was forced to admit, “I’m a bender.”
Said he’d stick to the party’s agenda,
But got stuck up the bum
By a sting in the Sun
And was forced to admit, “I’m a bender.”
// posted by Jarmo @ 2:15 PM 
Saturday, January 21, 2006
Down on the Lib Dem front bench
There's odious stench after stench:
First alcohol fumes,
Now some rent boy's spume
Seeping from Oaten's back trench.
There's odious stench after stench:
First alcohol fumes,
Now some rent boy's spume
Seeping from Oaten's back trench.
// posted by Jarmo @ 9:45 PM
Willy, a Thames-going whale,
Floundered and couldn't turn tail
Then was hauled up above
With some "blubberly love"
(And blubbing, as rescuers failed.)
Floundered and couldn't turn tail
Then was hauled up above
With some "blubberly love"
(And blubbing, as rescuers failed.)
// posted by Jarmo @ 8:41 PM
Monday, January 16, 2006
Dawkins, a god among dons,
Says all religions are cons
And now is the season
To fight them with reason...
You first, Dick - these nuts have bombs!
Says all religions are cons
And now is the season
To fight them with reason...
You first, Dick - these nuts have bombs!
// posted by Jarmo @ 11:26 PM
Thursday, January 12, 2006
Abu says the lawyers are liars;
He never fanned terrorist fires...
Just preached it was wiser
To pack fertilizer
While using his hook to strip wires!
He never fanned terrorist fires...
Just preached it was wiser
To pack fertilizer
While using his hook to strip wires!
// posted by Jarmo @ 1:57 PM
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
A paedo who taught kids PE
Was put in his job by Kell-ee...
Opus Dei enthusers
Expect child abusers
To hold posts of authori-tee.
Was put in his job by Kell-ee...
Opus Dei enthusers
Expect child abusers
To hold posts of authori-tee.
// posted by Jarmo @ 10:15 PM
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
A tired Prime Minister, Tony
Trots out the same bunch of pony...
In the New Labour lexicon
All talk of respect's a con
And policy all skin, no boney.
Trots out the same bunch of pony...
In the New Labour lexicon
All talk of respect's a con
And policy all skin, no boney.
// posted by Jarmo @ 10:13 PM
Monday, January 09, 2006
Galloway, mav'rick MP,
Hoped to get votes on BB,
But who'll re-elect
The man from 'Respect'?
He's clearly lost his, you see.
Hoped to get votes on BB,
But who'll re-elect
The man from 'Respect'?
He's clearly lost his, you see.
// posted by Jarmo @ 11:47 PM
Saturday, January 07, 2006
Charlie said, "Yes, I'm a boozer;
Let's have a fight (a real bruiser!)"
But the dread knockout punch
Came today after lunch
When all his mates said, "You're a loser!"
Let's have a fight (a real bruiser!)"
But the dread knockout punch
Came today after lunch
When all his mates said, "You're a loser!"
// posted by Jarmo @ 8:37 PM
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Normal service will be resumed shortly
// posted by Jarmo @ 6:30 PM
