A minister's husband named Mills
Has caused her immeasurable ills...
But say, "She should quit!"
And she'll have you hit
By mobsters who pay all her bills.

Some Lib-Dems say of Sir Menzies:
"Really, what hope can he brenzies?"
But p'raps being ruled
By someone who's bald
Will bring 'em more luck than two genzies!