If your spouse is your sibling, who knows
The turmoil through which your mind goes...
I say be impetuous:
Keep it incestuous
(Just don't bank on kids with ten toes.)

Brown says it's green to go nuclear;
Why, then, do some folks feel blue here?
'Cos he's whitewashed distaste
For a black hole of waste
That never decays - happy new year!

Hillary turned on the tears,
And voters, it seems, were all ears...
'Cos Barack Obama,
Although quite the charmer,
Ended the count in arrears.