I FUCKIN' ATE "LORD OF THE RINGS" by Jarmo I fuckin' ate "Lord of The Rings"... With all its tales of towers and trolls and kings; And though I don't know me Orcs from me Bilbo, I munched on 'em all like a whore on a dildo... I fuckin' *ate* "Lord of The Rings". I fuckin' ate "Lord of The Rings"... I gobbled Gollum's guts and "precious" things; 'Fyalike I'll free up more book-shelving, Reckon I could manage a second elfin... I fuckin' ate "Lord of The Rings". I fuckin' ate "Lord of The Rings"... And feasted on the flesh of fell-beast wings; I even swallowed some "Silmarillion", But I felt full up by page a million... I fuckin' ate "Lord of The Rings". I fuckin' ate "Lord of The Rings"... Right down to the spine and binding strings; But I won't get no satisfaction Until I've dined on Peter Jackson... I fuckin' 'ate "Lord of The Rings"! (c) Jarmo, 2004 - www.headpaste.com Listen to I Fuckin' Ate "Lord of the Rings": download MP3 (approx 1.41Mb)     play RealMedia file (344Kb) << BACK TO HEADPASTE HOME PAGE <<