POLYGON GIRL
by Jarmo

I saw her on the screen of a PS1,
Said she really dug how I wiggled my thumb;
I wowed at the way she could high-kick and whirl,
And that's when I fell for a polygon girl

Now I can't look at cuties with well-defined curves,
Or leather-clad beauties who'd floor other perves,
Or rollicking rock-chicks who rattle with bangles:
They ain't got enough isometrical angles.

Don't care that she has rectilinear thighs:
They've been so effectively...texturised,
And when I asked could I see *all* of her bod,
She said, "Sure - just download the requisite mod."

Alas, our affair wasn't destined to be:
She felt all my moves but she couldn't feel me;
I ain't got enough virtual lovin' to feed 'er on,
And now she's eloped with a dodecahed(e)ron.

(c) Jarmo, 2004 - www.headpaste.com

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