SERIAL MEDIA WHORES by Jarmo [verse 1] Wherever you look now, We spoil your view, From snaps in the Sundays to BBC2. There’s Tara, Tamara, The Hamiltons too, And that bitch they say Beckham takes up the back flue... [chorus 1] We’re just... Serial media whores Serial media whores Serial media whores Talentless wankers, insufferable bores. [verse 2] There’s Jeremy Clarkson, The motor trade pimp, And Jamie Oliver, Sainsburys’ motor-mouth gimp. Ulrika, Edwina, Marvellous Mo, And anyone who works on a makeover show. [chorus 2] They’re all... Serial Media Whores Serial Media Whores Serial Media Whores Willing to go down on all Channel Fours. [verse 3] Ann Widdicombe’s blonde now, But Barrymore’s blue, And Archer’s red arse drips with D-block’s white goo.. All out for exposure, Whenever none’s due: “Just call Martin Bashir - or Louis Theroux!” [chorus 3] Cos we’re... Serial Media Whores Serial Media Whores Serial Media Whores Don't know the meaning of  <spoken:> dignified pause. (c) Jarmo, 2002 - www.headpaste.com Listen to Serial Media Whores: download MP3 (approx 2Mb) << BACK TO HEADPASTE HOME PAGE <<