STEAK 'N' BAP
by Jarmo

(to the "Shake 'n' Vac" tune)

Gimme a steak and bap
Dribblin' wi' sizzlin' fat,
A simple piece of fish or a cheese sandwich...

Don't want no salsa wrap,
Gimme a plate of mash
And those organic sausages made by Prince Chaz...

So leave your curry spice
And chilli-peppered rice;
To me they sound as appetising as stewed mice...

Now won't you raise your hand
And join my merry band
Who savour flavour in the stuff that some find bland...

They say our palate's crude,
But that's both wrong and rude,
When really theirs is shot to shit from fiery food.


(c) Jarmo, 2003 - www.headpaste.com

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