Wednesday, March 19, 2008
So Arthur C Clarke's life is done,
And well past 2001.
A loss to Sri Lanka?
Or just an old wanker
Who took teenage boys up the bum?
And well past 2001.
A loss to Sri Lanka?
Or just an old wanker
Who took teenage boys up the bum?
// posted by Jarmo @ 12:37 PM 
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Manchester Police chief Mike Todd
Fell with an almighty plod;
His job? Well, they'll hand it on...
But unlike James Anderton*
He really has met with with God.
*Former Manchester Police chief who claimed God spoke to him.
Fell with an almighty plod;
His job? Well, they'll hand it on...
But unlike James Anderton*
He really has met with with God.
*Former Manchester Police chief who claimed God spoke to him.
// posted by Jarmo @ 1:18 AM
Monday, January 14, 2008
If your spouse is your sibling, who knows
The turmoil through which your mind goes...
I say be impetuous:
Keep it incestuous
(Just don't bank on kids with ten toes.)
The turmoil through which your mind goes...
I say be impetuous:
Keep it incestuous
(Just don't bank on kids with ten toes.)
// posted by Jarmo @ 1:20 AM
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Brown says it's green to go nuclear;
Why, then, do some folks feel blue here?
'Cos he's whitewashed distaste
For a black hole of waste
That never decays - happy new year!
Why, then, do some folks feel blue here?
'Cos he's whitewashed distaste
For a black hole of waste
That never decays - happy new year!
// posted by Jarmo @ 11:50 AM
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
Hillary turned on the tears,
And voters, it seems, were all ears...
'Cos Barack Obama,
Although quite the charmer,
Ended the count in arrears.
And voters, it seems, were all ears...
'Cos Barack Obama,
Although quite the charmer,
Ended the count in arrears.
// posted by Jarmo @ 1:23 PM
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Our new PM's in the throes
Of picking who stays and who goes,
And ministers know,
If they don't want to go,
They'd bloody well better Brown-nose!
Of picking who stays and who goes,
And ministers know,
If they don't want to go,
They'd bloody well better Brown-nose!
// posted by Jarmo @ 12:13 PM
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Now Tony's said 'see ya later'
Labour is switching dictator
And no doubt the crown
Will go to G.Brown
(Whom it's said's some mass debater.)
Labour is switching dictator
And no doubt the crown
Will go to G.Brown
(Whom it's said's some mass debater.)
// posted by Jarmo @ 2:48 PM
